The food-coffee proportionality principle

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Philosophers have long debated the trick to finding the perfect (single origin) espresso when traversing pastures unfamiliar.

Common indicators of yore such as:

have unfortunately become the norm, and the modern espresso afficionado must arm oneself with an array of modern tools to ensure consumption of a creamy, fruity espresso with hints of malic acidity.

The food-coffee proportionality principle

The principle is simple: the higher quality the food on offer, the worse the espresso will be. Thereby, I present the latest in essential espresso theory: the food-coffee proportionality principle.

Published on 2024-12-31
Updated on 2025-06-10